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Shite balls. Welp, guess I'm eating that napkin. It'll be on Friday March 26th 5:00 p.m. EST, and my username on Twitch is yeetusdeletus21

Unless it was confirmed Tankman in the next update, I'm not eating that napkin

I know, right?

With the current clues, I think it'll be Hank Wimbleton and NOT Tankman. Why? Well, first of all, the leaked song "Ugh" sounds like the enemy is pissed, and that it's too deep to be R!tz. Second of all, in one of his streams, PhantomArcade said that it's gonna be someone without a mic, but still speaks in beeps, boops, and bops, debunking the theory that the characters CAN speak fluent English, but the reason why there are all those beeps, boops, and bops is because the microphone makes it SOUND like beeps, boops, and shit like that. In the trailer for the game, it shows 4 characters: Pico, Tankman, Cassette Girl, and Hank Wimbleton. We can debunk everyone else except Hank right away. Pico is already in Week 3, and Tankman and Cassette Girl have mics, but Hank does not. If it's not Hank, I will eat a napkin on my Twitch stream.

No u

Doubt it. Also, your spelling is ASS CHEEKS

But can it withstand a point-blank RPG?

Also we eject poison spikes out of our bodies at will, and I actually know how do do that

So best to just leave me alone

Plus, my species is known for tasting like absolute ass cheeks

(loads RPG) Oh hell no

I got 6 replies in my post

And they're all mine

Oh piss

Wow

I just read the first page of this, and now I want to leave

Here

You crazy sons of bitches, you did it

Now I can die in peace

You upgraded Linux, but not Mac. Getting close tho

I tried that and it doesn't work

Just do it already plz ;-;

He's a good guy, don't worry. He also absolutely despises the Lemon Man like me. And he stays as far away from him as possible

Anyone that makes a post here is welcomed into my house. We got snacks, a PS4, a Nintendo Switch, a beatboxing room, because why the hell not? And a PC gaming room. So come in, and make yourself at home, FNF characters welcome (I'm liking at you, Pixel_Keith2 and Daddy Dearest)

Thank you, gamers. Appreciate it

His name? Dyna

Why does he want GF? He doesn't. He wants to test out his rapping/beatboxing/whatever the hell they're doing against the BF, and since he has his own GF, she can appear in the scene too. comment down below if you want his gf in it.

Do it plz

Do it

(knocks on door)

Beep bop dooo bop skdoo beep (Did you get my other message to you?)

Beeeep bop doooooo bop (Sup, guys)

bop skid beee bop boooo beep skdoooo beeedooooo (I am not just a person, I'm the mascot of a game in progress by Neonix Studios, who just so happens to be in a Friday Night Funkin' mod)

Skdoo bop beeee aaaaa oooooo (sup, guys)

So the current story's a bit barebones, and only applies to the first week, and MAYBE the 4th. But I have an idea that both makes sense in context with the current story, and makes sense of why The BF fights against demons with lemons for heads that want to eat him, to the Spooky Kids, Skid and Pump themselves.  when he's supposed to be impressing The GF's dad through a rap battle. Ok, here goes. So after Week 1, the BF beats Daddy Dearest, but he's still not impressed because, let's face it, he's an absolute goddamn joke. So, to impress him, Dad sends off BF to beat all the best rappers/singers in the land, including his own wife, Mom. I think this makes more sense, in context with Weeks 2-5. Now I'm just wondering where the plot goes with the Demon boi coming out of Senpai. Oh yeah, him. I have an idea that makes sense with him too. So you beat Senpai, right? And this demon bastard pops out of him. He spouts off about how Dad's just a big asshole that trapped him and the "others" somewhere (presumably in other video games or something), but the boyfriend was just going for Senpai, who's a great singer with 2 of the most vibing songs on the soundtrack (Roses and Thorns), with loads of girls clamoring for that ass of his. But this Demon Boi pops out, blah blah blah, exposition, where's Week 7 already? I'm excited to see where the story goes from here because of this massive lore drop. So anyways, comment what you think, and make the Apple version include Senpai and Demon boi.

I'm trying to play Week 6 blind on my Mac, but it won't let me play it because it's OUTDATED so I had to play it on NEWGROUNDS

And I'm trying to make a MOD, so I have to do that, BUT I CAN'T

Fix it plz, I'm begging you here ;-;